If you flooded...

If Maryland or the suburbs flooded, people be like
"Uh, excuse me, no way,
I'm done with you."
Drama.
If Texas or the south flooded, people be like
"Why, you git on ov'r here and be a man!
I ain't no slaving 'round fo' you!"
Cranky.
If New York or a huge city flooded, people be like
"Uh uh, I am NOT about to clean this shit up.
Git yo' ass over here 'fore I make you!"
If an island flooded, people be like
"Oh, *weep weep* this is horrible!
Sorry, we'll try again."
If the ocean or a body of water flooded
Well wouldn't that be splendid?
We need alittle more water in this world anyways,
right?